Hello Fox40 News anchors (Fox News affiliate in Sacramento), did we have a nice weekend? Hit the town pretty hard? Enjoyed the Jack D? Too much republican indoctrination? Cos that was some nice professional coverage of the death of Osama Bin Laden. Yep, after all this guy has done it’s such a hard name to remember: “OSAMA BIN LADEN” which is not the same person as “President Obama”, even though you guys think your president is in fact a Muslim infiltrant. CHECK THE EPIC FAIL VIDEO!!!
Since 2008 Real Madrid failed to win any trophy but that bad streak ended wednesday at the cost of Barcelona after a tight match won by “Los Merengues” with 1-0. However, during the celebrations afterwards Real’s fans became stunned and in a state of disbelief when Sergio Ramos dropped the cup on the street where it then was run over by the bus. ROFL, LMFAO, EPIC FAIL! VIDEO!!!
“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci”
And Leonardo (not to be mistaken for Dicaprio) is proven right again by this Pizza Hut sign. Yeah, it’s totally redundant, of course Pizza Hut has pizza so most label this sign as a huge fail. But by everyone tweeting or blogging that exactly the opposite becomes the truth. Just Google “Pizza Hut We Have Pizza” and you’ll get thousands of results back.
The most simple slogan going hugely viral, in my book this is sheer genius. Can this branche manager get a salary raise please?
Nigeria, a nice sunny country known for it’s passionate Internet culture famous for their “419″ business model. The country with friendly people who just happened to have a deceased banker for an uncle and kindly ask your assistance to help transfer the money out of the country in return for millions of dollars.
Nigeria, your favorite destination when looking for adventure at sea, where Blackbeard, Calico Jack, Anne Bonny and Henry Morgan have reincarnated.
Yep, Nigeria is a happy bunch also known for it’s professional and capable police because nothing and when I say nothing I mean really nothing goes unnoticed for the strong arm of the law. Two robbers trying to steal a car and when they are noticed one decides to change himself into a goat. Nice try but you got to be kidding if you think you can get away with that, for all they care you can change yourself into a cock roach but that still won’t keep you out of prison. Great police work guys Ascari, big up yourself!
Disclaimer: every goat is assumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Any resemblance to the the goat in the thumbnail picture are purely coincidental.