While we’re nearing the end of the year we start thinking about our resolutions for 2011: “I’ll quit drinking”, “I will not tweet about Justin f***ing Beeber anymore”, “I’ll do more together with my girlfriend”, “This year I will eat healthy and go to the gym 3 times a week” and the always popular “I will stop smoking”. All those people with these noble resolutions we wish all the best and good luck!
But the resolution for 2011 we would like to enforce on all women of the world is “NO MORE DUCK FACES!!!”, it’s enough, cukup, basta, finito, 彀, dość!! Without duck faces Facebook would be a much better place.
For the peepz that have no idea what we mean with a Duck Face, here’s how antiduckface.com describes it:
You know that face you make when you’re about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?
You know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout / kiss face to make it look like you’ve got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?
It’s called “duckface”
The psychology behind it seems to be that women doing the duckface are so insecure that they prefer making a silly face and in that way pretend to be really confident hoping to be attractive through that false confidence. Girls, STOP IT!
- The duckface is not attractive (at all!!!);
- The duckface doesn’t make you look more confident ;
- The duckface it just makes you look ridiculous (I mean really really really ridiculous)
So girls, let’s agree that 2011 will be a no-more-duck-face year, for the rest just keep posting your pica’s.