Nigeria, a nice sunny country known for it’s passionate Internet culture famous for their “419″ business model. The country with friendly people who just happened to have a deceased banker for an uncle and kindly ask your assistance to help transfer the money out of the country in return for millions of dollars.
Nigeria, your favorite destination when looking for adventure at sea, where Blackbeard, Calico Jack, Anne Bonny and Henry Morgan have reincarnated.
Yep, Nigeria is a happy bunch also known for it’s professional and capable police because nothing and when I say nothing I mean really nothing goes unnoticed for the strong arm of the law. Two robbers trying to steal a car and when they are noticed one decides to change himself into a goat. Nice try but you got to be kidding if you think you can get away with that, for all they care you can change yourself into a cock roach but that still won’t keep you out of prison. Great police work guys Ascari, big up yourself!
Disclaimer: every goat is assumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Any resemblance to the the goat in the thumbnail picture are purely coincidental.